Episodes

Monday Jan 27, 2020
If You’re a Dropout You Don’t Have to Flex
Monday Jan 27, 2020
Monday Jan 27, 2020
Content warning: sexual assault.
Yeah, it’s one of those episodes. But what do you expect when The Purple Man is in town? This episode, we cover Jessica Jones: Purple Daughter.
Also, a discussion of the New Mutants’ Demon Bear Saga leads to some uncomfortable conversations, like how to pronounce “Saoirse.”

Monday Jan 13, 2020
My Future Wife, Gina Carano
Monday Jan 13, 2020
Monday Jan 13, 2020
The usual tangents emerge - Aldo talks about Naruto, Stephen thinks the movie you liked sucks, and John describes some Hulu thing nobody’s seen. Amidst all that, we find time to review both Howard the Duck and The Unbelievable Gwenpool. Check it out!

Monday Dec 30, 2019
The Jolly Green Giant in a Sombrero
Monday Dec 30, 2019
Monday Dec 30, 2019
The Christmas season has come to Superhuman Registration Land, and the boys are celebrating with a gift exchange of Christmas comics. Or, rather, they just read a bunch of comics and argued about what counts as a dog. So the usual.

Monday Dec 16, 2019
Notice Me, Obi-wan Senpai!
Monday Dec 16, 2019
Monday Dec 16, 2019
In honor of the last great pop cinema highlight of the year (other than Cats), we take a look at two Star Wars comics from the Dark Horse era. First, the Star Wars: A New Hope manga by Hisao Tamaki, followed by a “What-if?” style story from Star Wars: Infinities. Come kill 90 minutes with us while you wait for Episode 9!

Monday Dec 02, 2019
John Likes Creepy Things
Monday Dec 02, 2019
Monday Dec 02, 2019
The SHRP crew has a good time reading the suburban nightmare that is King and Walta’s The Vision series... well, maybe not a “good time,” but definitely a worthwhile time.
...that kinda undersells it. Times were had, and they were probably positive, but to find out exactly how so, you’ll need to listen to the episode!

Monday Nov 18, 2019
Marvel Zombies: The Squeaquel
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Monday Nov 18, 2019
It’s gotta be Halloween somewhere, right?
...Well, for those who are still in the holiday spirit, we’ve got a delightful duo of spooky stories to sate your horrible hunger. We blanch and wilt at the prospect of another decade’s worth of Marvel Zombies content as we read the second installment. Also, we experience the timeless, watermark event Rise of the Midnight Sons, which led to beloved fan-favorite books like Nightstalkers and Darkhold: Pages from the Book of Sins.
Y’all remember Darkhold, right? Anybody?

Monday Nov 04, 2019
The Incredible Thirst-cules
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Come crack a cold one open with the boys... the boys in this case being The Incredible Hercules and Amadeus Cho, caught smack dab in the middle between “Love and War.” Also, things get slightly supernatural with The Immortal Hulk.

Monday Oct 21, 2019
Fill-In Issue: Sana Amanat
Monday Oct 21, 2019
Monday Oct 21, 2019
Well, sometimes life happens and you can’t record a full episode of your podcast. Luckily, the industry is full of interesting figures to discuss, so we’re taking a minute to talk about Sana Amanat, Marvel comics editor.

Monday Oct 07, 2019
I Can Out-White You Any Day
Monday Oct 07, 2019
Monday Oct 07, 2019
Was that... was that really the best title we could come up with for this episode? Are we sure? Okay...
We got some serious courtroom drama in She-Hulk #8-10. Captain America is on trial! We’ve also got the debut of another brand-new character in Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur. Let’s see how they fare on the list!

Monday Sep 23, 2019
Jared’s Kyle Vs. Jared’s Chad
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Well, we DO read comics this week. Pretty good comics, actually: Kraven’s Last Hunt from Spider-Man and Blind Spot from Jessica Jones. But we also talk about John’s odd obsession with body pillows, Stephen’s failure to be funny, and Aldo’s substance use.
Also butts. Lots of butts.